This is John Koloski. Mr. Koloski is a chemist and a co-worker of mine. Today, he showed up at work with his left eyebrow shaved completely off and the word "vote" scribed over his eye. Mr. Koloski is 48 years old. When I asked him why he did this too himself, he replied, "So people would vote." I'm really not sure why I asked in the first place?
I have never voted in my life and will not be voting this year...even for Koloski. Some people find this unnacceptable and have informed me that it is my right and my duty to vote and that by not voting, I am being irresponsible. I disagree. I take no interest in politics. I know nothing about any of the candidates and do not have the attention span to learn. Let me offer you an analogy. If I ask my wife to vote on who is the better football team, the "Cleveland Steamers" or the "Chicago Handbags," she will probably vote for the "Chicago Handbags." Just the same; if you ask me to vote for Kendall Dickstein or Clay Smeltzer, I'll probably vote for Smeltzer just because I find his name more interesting. Have I made my point?
Seriously though, you guys should vote today.
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I wonder if anyone who originally wasn't going to vote ended up voting because of your friends little stunt. I think not.
Tell him I said that.
--Q.Ledbetter
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