Mikael Johnson story

A few weeks ago, I published a blog about dishonest douchebags and asked for reader's to submit their stories. I recieved one story from one Mr. Mikael Johnson (Improv extraordinaire) and it's a doozy, check it out:

I had a co-worker friend, who actually was a nice guy but lied about all of the following:
1.) On-going battle with testicular cancer
2.) Mother was dying of AIDS
3.) Was super tight with and did most of the filming for Bam Majora and Johnny Knoxville for the CKY Videos
4.) Cousin was bassist for band "Ja-Rule" and had a relative playing at every concert we went to
5.) When he was a baby, parents and he lived in the same commune as Bob Marley
6.) Girls we worked with (at restaurant) were constantly thanking him for walking them to their car each night by making out with him.
7.) Was sleeping with several different girls at work.
8.) Did not show up to co-worker's wedding, which was $125 a head, because found out ex-boss would be there who he owed money to. When confronted about why he didn't show up said, "Right before I was about to leave for the wedding, I got a phone call from my work and found out my boss there had died". Apparently he had to make the funeral arrangements. Verdict=Daaaahoooosh Bahhhhaaag.

My favorite lies are the first two. Who lies about their mother having AIDS? That a terrible lie. What about his on-going battle with testicular cancer. Was he bragging or just looking for sympathy? That raises some very interesting questions: what are douchebag's motives for lying? Is it bragging, sympathy, or just attention in general?

In any case, I really hope he wasn't bragging. Like, "dude, you'll never believe what I've got going on?" Testicular cancer! Yeah, I've had it for like 7 years!

Thanks Mikael

Also, check out my blog about the Eagles just below...it's pretty lackluster.